Sunday, August 7, 2016

The Anatomy of a Haystack

a comic by Jeff

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5 comments:

  1. Um... Why is the lettuce under the cheese? What kind of crazy cult did you grow up in?

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    1. You are correct. The cheese should go on top of the beans to melt it slightly. Jeff is obviously wrong and bad. :)

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  2. This is Abby. I'm going to speak up in Jeff's defense regarding the location of the cheese. I grew up with a strict cheese-on-beams policy, but I later encountered off-shoots who put the cheese on top of everything and mixed it with the sour cream. After a period of shock, I actually realized that this tastes delicious! Why? Because melted cheese has an entirely different flavor and texture from sharp, discreet particles of cheese. If you like sharp, discreet bits of cheese (I do), this is superior.

    Of, course, that means the cheese should actually be on top of the whole thing...

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    1. Ami here. This is obviously a serious doctrinal dispute that can't be resolved in a short, flippant conversation on a blog comments' section. Clearly we need a whole podcast episode on this subject! :)

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